I'm going to be printing up a bunch of little smaller-than-bookmark sized slips to distribute among various library books for the purpose of drumming up some more readers. (Not that you all haven't been great, especially you, personally, the one reading this right now.) I just need to see new people. It's not you. It's me.
But I need your help. If I had comments, this would be much easier, and if I cared what you thought about my reviews, I'd add them. I don't, but that's neither here nor there.
So what I would like to enlist your help with is in coming up with snappy little slogans to put above my web address on the slip.
Here's an example of some I've come up with, just to give you an idea:
Want to Waste Some Time? Go here.
Not As Good as Internet Porn
Insufferable Know It All Speaks
You can see why I need your help. My idea of a snappy slogan is to insult my readers or me, or ideally both at once.
So, if you have any good ideas throw them my way by dropping me a line at that email address to your left. And if I like any of them enough to use, you might just win a prize (valued at approximately one ha'penny).
Thanks. We can still be friends, right?