Thanks to all your tireless work, Dear Reader, inexplicably wading through mountains of garbage for that one microgram of insight, I'm proud to announce that if any one should, for reasons likewise inexplicable, type "late reviews" into a google search, they will be rewarded with this fine, hand-tooled, labor intensive feast of snark.
So celebrate today! Get the venti at the coffee shop! Have that fourth drink for the road! Buy yourself that purse! You deserve it. Treat yourself right, pamper yourself, take that extra long "special" shower with particular emphasis on certain body parts.
Then come right back here for more abuse.