Whew. Well, that little bit of virus definitely busted up my momentum, huh? Fresh on the heels of publishing triumph (ahem), I am laid low by germs. Germs!
At any rate, I happened to be checking my sitemeter to see how swollen my list of visitors has grown from my recent celebrity (are you reading this, sis?), when I discovered that a good three percent of my readers are from--wait for it...
The Islamic Republic of Iran.
All I can say to that is
Sa'lam and Khay'ly Mo'teh'shaker'am.