Tuesday, July 04, 2006
I'm Okay, I'm Okay...
...but due to a bizarre "accident" involving a wad of Roman Candles bound together with electrical tape, one quart tub of vaseline, a jumbo Costco sized box of Hot Pockets, thirty five cents worth of kerosene, and Urkel's refusal to autograph an 8x10 glossy, this blog is on temporary hiatus. I could go into it, but there are impending lawsuits, gag orders, and spotty internet connection in my cell.
Be that as it may, you're on your own for the next three weeks, blogging to resume the 24th or thereabouts, maybe sooner with time off for good behavior. Have fun, go play, enjoy your July. Thank god we have air conditioning and pruno.
Posted by The Critic at 7/04/2006 03:53:00 PM