Beat that America

The two funniest comments on the 2008 election have been said already, and if you see or hear or read anything funnier between now and November, let me know.

Numero Uno:

Roger Ailes:

The McCain campaign keeps emphasizing that McCain was a prisoner in Vietnam, as proof of his qualification for the Presidency.

Well, so was Gary Glitter, and I'm not voting for him either.

Y Dos:

The Medium Lobster:

On one of the cons for Mitt Romney as VP pick:

Eccentric space-god religion could appear unacceptably bizarre to pious nation of devout 2000-year-old Jewish zombie worshipers.

That bar is set pretty high, people. Pretty damn high.