Okay, so Scarlett Johansson's downward slide into utter irrelevancy as far as my attraction goes has accelerated to near light speed. Jeeeeeeeezus.
When I heard about this album, I thought, hey, maybe it won't suck total balls. But guess what? If this clip below is any indication, it sucks total balls to the power of infinity.
Tonight, Tom Waits will die, just so he can spin in his fuckin' grave.